Vern & Dern Terms and Conditions

This is the legal section of the site. Don't be alarmed. The aliens say that we have to have it, to protect both you and us.

Nothing in these terms and conditions limits the statutory rights of either party.

By accessing or using this site, you are understood to have agreed to the following terms and conditions. Information and services are provided by Rapid Phase subject to your acceptance of these conditions (effective from 10th August 2001).

The site is owned and maintained by Rapid Phase, and all material is protected by copyright. All rights not explicitly granted are deemed to be reserved. Modification of any material on this site is expressly prohibited.

Materials may be used only with the written permission of Rapid Phase.

We welcome links to this site, provided that no sponsorship or endorsement of your site by Rapid Phase is implied.

Materials are presented for entertainment and educational purposes only, and are for your personal and non-commercial use.

This site may not be used in such a way as to disrupt or inconvenience other users of the site or other computer networks.

Whilst not claiming ownership of any material submitted by you, Rapid Phase reserves the right to use such material (including editing, copying, displaying, re-formatting and publishing), unless otherwise requested by you.

Rapid Phase reserves the right to modify these terms and conditions from time to time.

Rapid Phase's failure to insist upon strict enforcement of any provision shall not be construed as a waiver of any portion of these terms and conditions.

Should any provision of these terms and conditions be unlawful, void or for any reason unenforceable, then that provision shall be deemed superseded by a valid and enforceable provision most closely resembling the intent of the original provision, and the remainder of these terms and conditions shall continue in effect unchanged.

Liability Disclaimer

All materials are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. If you are dissatisfied with any portion of this site or with any of these terms and conditions, your sole and exclusive remedy is to discontinue using the site.

Rapid Phase shall not be liable for any damages whatsoever arising out of the use of this site.

Any personal, medical, financial, political, extra-terrestrial or moral decisions made on the basis of the contents of this site are the sole responsibility of the person using the site.

Regarding goods purchased through this site, Rapid Phase's liability is expressly limited to the replacement of defective goods, or at Rapid Phase's election to repayment or crediting of the buyer with an amount equal to the purchase price of the goods.

By using this site, you agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Rapid Phase and its directors, employees or agents from any liability, loss, claim and expense (including reasonable attorneys' fees) related to your violation of these terms and conditions.

Jurisdiction

These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the Republic of South Africa, and any legal action relating to this site shall be brought only within a South African court, to whose jurisdiction you hereby specifically consent.


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